Karen Challinor

UK

staring at clouds

yeah kids

there's all the work you want .. plus a lot more you don't but it's too late by then you will be allowed to sleep occasionally

there's tons of money .. usually being given to the people around the board table, you won't see any

your efforts will be appreciated and rewarded .. appreciated by your colleagues, rewarded once a year via "secret santa" just don't expect anyone higher up the food chain to notice you exist

and you retire early .. usually without choice around the age of 40 but thats forever right kids

don't believe da hype, go be a plumber or an electrician, be your own boss, good money and hours you want to work