
By Peter Cochrane
Published: Thursday 11 March 2004
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Anonymous
Location
Manchester
Occupation
IT Manager
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Mr Cochrane's advice "Don't do it [manipulate figures], no matter what" just doesn't work in the real world.
In my previous job at the NHS I was responsible for the production of waiting list figures.
Had we published actual figures rather than what the NHS Executive / Minister wanted to hear our Chief Executive would have lost his job.
In political environments like the NHS, bad news does not travel upwards. The policy is "go and get me more acceptable figures or I will find someone else who can".
If you want to keep your job you tell people what they want to hear. Common sense 1 Moral High Ground 0.
An interesting story. It is just a shame that the ...
Tim Courtney
Mr Cochrane's advice "Don't do it [manipulate figu...
Anonymous
While Peter makes some good points, I believe that...
Dominic Tristram
Despite the ropey arithmetic Mr Cochrane, I agree ...
Mark Hosey
(QUOTE) Six lanes of tightly packed cars are cruis...
Anonymous
Anonymous,
Your comment illustrates Peter's po...
Will Eastbury
"only a fool breaks the 2-second rule". On that ba...
Gareth Williams
Is driving to the recycling point an example of st...
Anonymous
How many wash cans and bottles in hot water?
Me...
Anonymous
Do the right thing or do the popular thing? The r...
Mike McCreadie
Thanks to Gareth Williams for debunking the assump...
Albert Einstein
An interesting article designed more to provoke th...
Reed Howey
I have to agree with the former NHS IT Manager and...
Anonymous
QUOTE "But the practice of manipulating data is so...
Roger Brewster
Targets ALWAYS sub-optimise performance. What shou...
Richard Harrison
An example of flawed research giving bogus conclus...
B Collin
Interesting thoughts but Peter should have checked...
Richard Gibson
I would be extremely careful about manipulating da...
Ray Hooper
Fractal stupidity or just not knowledgable? Peter ...
Jerry Schneider
Sales Director and myself gave different sales/del...
Anonymous
The correct figure to look at is not how much of t...
anonymous
It would be impossible for six lanes of motorway t...
Pike Oliver
Hmmm! I usually find myself in wholehearted agreem...
Bob Lewis
It looks like Peter has fallen foul of his own arg...
Steve C
While I am in full agreement with the notion of hu...
Anonymous
Basically, what everyone wants to say is that Pete...
Simon Heuristic
I find it amusing that as much as I wanted to call...
Sherry McClellan
Sir,
Gazing at the M-4 with all of six lanes, d...
Bob Huddy
I am amused at the geeky responses contesting figu...
Mike Bayliss
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