Caption competition 1: Win a bottle of champagne

This competition is now closed, below are the top five captions submitted - including the lucky winner. For this week's competition and your chance to win, click *here*

WINNER."Look at the camera you fecking eejit"

Andy Wilson who flirted with disqualification on grounds of bad language, before winning (we're not sure what kind of message that sends out).

2. Bono's obvious "Look at the size of the hooters on that one!" ploy in order to distract Bill long enough to make his getaway didn't fool anyone!
Ian Lee

3. Bono: "Never mind identity theft, who's had my Yo-Yo?!?"
Keith Morgan

4. Bono - "...and to get a drink in Yeovil, I had to have my fingerprint read like this ..."
Shaun Wilde wins points for showing he'd clearly read recent silicon.com coverage.

5. "What? You think silicon.com should give that guy over there a bottle of champagne? You mean Greg, from Oxford?"
That's Greg Smith (from Oxford... obviously) who wins points for audacity.

Photo credit: AFP/Jeff Christensen