
Make us laugh, win a bottle of bubbly...
By silicon.com
Published: 1 December 2006 12:00 GMT
This competition is now closed. Find out who won below.
WINNER: "When the super said we were upgrading to two wheels, "Harley Davidsons" came to mind..."
Gary Jerrum
2nd: "Oh crap, stairs!!"
Richard Harris
3rd: " Another triumph for health and safety, stabilisers for pogo sticks "
Ian Herold
4th: Little did the officers know, that they had run into some cunningly placed quick drying glue, until a second later their noses hit the deck.
Nick Bentley
5th: "Technology has allowed us to increase our doughnut intake by 60 per cent."
Scott
"I don't see why those lazy blighters can't bring ...
Andy Wilson
"Does my ass look big on this?"
Alastair Warren
...and we used to laugh at McCloud on his horse!
Anonymous
Doris (out of shot on mobility scooter) "you'll ne...
Anonymous
Zero emissions CHiPs.
Richard Frankel
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Oracle & Solaris Manager Up to 50,000 + excellent benefits Manchester As the regulator of the medical profession in the UK, the GMC protects, ...
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