What do you mean, you're not a post box?
Mike

There's no way you're going to make me look silly ...
Alan Tyson

Look what that Raven left on my MP3 player....go o...
Richard Williams

Gemma: So you been busy???
Anonymous

is this the way to amarillo...
Anonymous

Gemma found the original Sat Nav. Brolly up, signa...
Anonymous

Go on sir, please do it for me, I'll make it worth...
Bruce Sandeman

"Go on you know it makes sense, I'll give you the ...
Chris Sanderson

"Excuse me, but your hat is blocking my WiFi recep...
Jim Davies

"Excuse me, but your hat is blocking my WiFi recep...
Jim Davies

Would you like to eat beef this rare ?
John Ray

The clue said find a fat carnivore with an umbrell...
Anonymous

(Reporter) I've come for the steak ordered by Bil...
Anonymous

Did you eat MY beef?
Ben Walker

Gemma: Is that a halbard in your pocket, or are yo...
Anonymous

No Honest, It REALLY IS for my Daughter
Anonymous

Yeo, Man!
Haydn Rees

You haven't been standing there since 1621 have yo...
Anonymous

Did you or with or without mustard sir?
Jon Smith

What do you mean you're a vegetarian?
Anonymous

Silicon Towers is being refurbished. What'll it co...
Ian Sargent

Big Mac Please.
Ralph Pruitt

"What an awful costume, you dress funny... and tha...
Jon Catt

Go on...one vegan mince pie won't hurt you...
Steve

An expert view on Big Mac v the Whopper debate...
Anonymous

I am listening to Queen mate, honest!
Simon Coley

Yes, I'm afraid your bum does look big in that!
Anonymous

I'm sorry but your bum does look big in that!
Anonymous

I can see your crown, but where do you keep your '...
Anonymous

Silicon.com returns Prince William's blood sample ...
Anonymous

Wow...that's what I call kit sponsorship
Steve Kirk

What do you mean, you're a vegetarian?
Valérie Ganne

I'll have the Beefeaster Special, please, waiter
Rob Falconer

Is this where Tony Blair is coming for the chop?
Chris Goodman

This is a lousy place for twitchers. I've only sp...
Valérie Ganne

But shouldn't your tunic say "IM" not 'Er?
Valérie Ganne

My mother told me never to have a beefeatist attit...
Valérie Ganne

So, of the record, does convergence mean you can s...
Stuart Fawcett

Gemma scanned the beefeater for Trojans whilst he ...
Stuart Fawcett

.. and I don't feed my daughter beef burgers
David Richmond

JK (From Jamiroquai) and Gemma get in some last mi...
Alex R

'I'd be on the floor if it wasn't for this brolly!...
the captain

I asked my GPS for the nearest Little Chef or Beef...
Andrew Davies