Any sign of Hammond?
Lee H

Polar Bear just off photo - "Ahh Lunch"
Anonymous

Moments later the Top Gear team blast past in thei...
Anonymous

This weather really makes me need the loo.
Anonymous

OK, who forgot the sledge dogs
Anonymous

We could try thumbing a lift from an Ice Road Truc...
Mike Parmley

According to my Sat Nav we should be in Hyde Park.
Mike Parmley

I thought he just meant we were all going to Kerry...
Mary Hullah

I wonder who decided to call this Greenland?
Mary Hullah

I thought you were bringing the packed lunch
Mary Hullah

Well, he certainly has been gone some time
Nick Fowler

Well, he certainly has been gone some time
Nick Fowler

So, all the luggage with our skis has gone to Maur...
Nick Fowler

Maybe the AA don’t come out this far ?
Rob Falconer

the new arctic latrine lacked privacy
Karen Challinor

What do you mean you forgot to bring the huskies??...
Anonymous

To hide his advancing years, David Attenborough ha...
Valerie Ganne

well hell has frozen over ... where are the ID car...
Karen Challinor

If he sings "Ice Ice Baby" one more time I'll have...
Mike Parmley

Damn - I can't pick up a wireless network.
Mike Parmley

When they said they were outsourcing some of the 2...
Paul

Never mind your derrieres, where's north-west ?
John Ray

The panel of 'Dragon's Den on Ice' were not impres...
Radical meldrew

Man in middle to man standing: "OK, you're the exp...
Ian Sargent

You know this expedition was planned using MINDman...
Mike Parmley

I spy with my little eye something beginning with ...
Mike Parmley

What time did you say the first ski-bus was?
Valerie Ganne

Location managers scout around for suitable sites ...
Audrey

No, I haven’t got any coffee. I only packed ice c...
Audrey

The IT support team were used to Windows freezing,...
Ken Munn

Look, why don’t we leave the drive as it is, and a...
Rob Falconer

"No wonder we`ve never met anyone who`s been on on...
kenneth wilkinson

"Global Warming My Arse!"
Warren Jacobs

"To get the best view spectators take their seats ...
kenneth wilkinson

Great Scott! I dropped my keys!
Graeme Teesdale

Anyone thought of erecting the roof for this outdo...
Anonymous

It's Bill Gates farewell party and where is everyo...
Steve Angell

Staff at the Eden project couldn't understand why ...
Hannah James

We came all this way and there's another sodding c...
Peter Carter

I though there was wi-fi on thi t'rain!
Anonymous

Now, if it longer than 30 minutes, we get the Pizz...
Brian Hann

The Cray team research super-computer cooling opti...
Tim Ware

Bugger Global Warming!
Tim Ware

Ok. Now that Hell has frozen over will Microsoft r...
David Caddick

the highest setting on the server room air conditi...
Karen Challinor

As part of our Team Building, we have to survive b...
MarkyG

Ok, who said Google Earth was live?
Moz

"The seven Dwarfs never went on holiday without Sn...
kenneth wilkinson

Ok, Buzan's mindmaps got us into this but let's at...
Richard

Polar bears' new Arctic Smorgasbord.
Richard

it's not as much fun as the water banana boats
Chris Sanderson

Are you sure your SatNav is working correctly ?
Gordon Wilkinson

Wanted, Large HADRON collider.
Tim Ware

All this waiting around is driving me up the pole!
Simon Coley

There's a Burger King just over the Hill!
Simon Coley

Blimey, It's Michael Palin!
Simon Coley

Come on Boys, get yer skates on!
Simon Coley

Guy With Bins says "Didnt we pass this way bout ha...
Simon Coley

What time does the ice cream van come?
Chris Goodman

Are you sure the number 5 bus stops here?
David King

Stay there. We’re not letting Ian McCaskill up un...
Mary Hullah

If he sings “There’s no business like snow busines...
Mary Hullah

Hang on, maybe that snowman was Jeremy Clarkson
Mary Hullah

This is the last time they are sending me outside ...
Neville

The New Communual Toilet facilities for Artic expl...
Graham Middleton

This? Northwest Passage? Thaw? Not as thaw as my B...
Ian Springham