They’re not knives, they’re diner-saws!
Robert Lindsay

What’s for lunch, Jurassic Pork?
Rolf

And you do not want to know where the salt comes o...
Valerie Ganne

Sorry, the stegosaurus has got all the big plates
P Dragon

And I thought the cockroach infestation was bad en...
Nick Fowler

Waiter, there’s a pteranodon in my soup!
Audrey

Well, there’s not been a lot of work since Ray Har...
Mary Hullah

So *that's* what happened to Littlefoot's mother.....
Christian

Awaiting the usual plastic food.
Richard

Lunch time for the mainframe programmers.
Grant

I don't believe it ! My shell's disappeared and t...
John Ray

"Dino-time."
kenneth wilkinson

Latest technology? I just found out we're already...
Dan Handman

If we don't eat soon we'll go extinct!
Anonymous

Tese Dinoburgers are past their sell by date.
David Eagleberger

No - I don't know how to use them either. Perhaps ...
Mike Parmley

In this restaurant dinner has been trained to walk...
ian herold

Watch out, here comes Bill Gates. And his mum taug...
Ken Munn

stairs stopped Daleks, looks like lobster picks wi...
Tim Ware

Despite trying to blend in, Windows users were eas...
Huw Owens

At least they don't shed like Fluffy, but they do ...
George

Dinosaur 1 : That was a nice meal. Dinosaur 2 : Bl...
Mick Fandango

What’s this? All I said was ”If you want salt, tr...
Mary Hullah

No, mate, this is Kentucky Fried Archaeopteryx.
Nick Fowler

You want a bucket o’ pterodactyl wings? That’s a d...
P Dragon

Being farmed for McDonald’s is why the dinosaur re...
Rob Falconer

Of course this is a fast-food restaurant - the wai...
Robert Lindsay

Mum - why can't I have an opposable thumb?
Mike Parmley

Oh Doris, youre just like your mother and she's an...
Dave Devine

Where's my "Monster Mash"?
Richard

Microsoft premiere their new Ballmersaurus at a di...
Radical Meldrew