Typical, It needs a bump start.
David Eaglrberger

Ow! This isn’t a number-cruncher, it’s a finger-c...
Rolf

Bagsies I pop the bubbles when we've done.
Mike Parmley

I offered them my calculator, but would they liste...
Nick Fowler

the machine was switched on accidentally and gravi...
Karen Challinor

If this is Charles Babbage’s idea of a pocket calc...
Mary Hullah

Well, I’m definitely not giving Gulliver a pocket ...
Robert Lindsay

I wanted to work with software not hardware.
Mike Parmley

They told me it was a "hands-on push server" cours...
K Beer

"I don't care how good the marketing blurb is - th...
Steve Pauline

Quick no-ones looking
Lee

The latest engine to go into a pimp my ride car
Lee

The boss didn't want anyone to peek at the new exe...
Mike Parmley

Even the old computers tanded to fall over !
John Ray

Just another three of these to get in before we co...
Anonymous

BA staff setting up the latest T5 baggage handling...
Richard Peters

Isn,t it about time we computwerised this moving l...
Chris Grigg

We are taking it to the dump, It's numbers up.
dave devine

Competitors at the "butt of the year" go through t...
Nick

You think the computer's big? Wait 'til you see th...
Paul Harding

A laptop? You’re not putting this ruddy great thi...
Audrey

"Boris Johnson puts his new London transport plan ...
kenneth wilkinson

Sure glad it's not his Analytical Engine they buil...
Tommy Coe

..... it looked as if they had not quite got the h...
Chas M

What we need now is a particle accelerator.
Tim Ware

At last: Low-level IT work that they can't "off-sh...
Richard

Look, when it says "carry one", I'm sure this is n...
Ada Lovelace

Minimum hardware requirement prototype, for next v...
Nick

We have just recovered it from Northern Rock.
David Eagleberger

"I think I've split my trousers!" "Makes no diffe...
Anonymous

Steve Jobs turns his 'small is more' marketing str...
Anonymous

Surely a computer this big is powerful enough to r...
David King

1.2.3....go
JohnR

are you sure this is a Macbook Air ?
Karen Challinor

Don’t worry, Miss Lovelace. We’ll soon get you ou...
Valérie Falconer

So Charles Babbage must have invented polythene to...
Nick Fowler

No wonder the British could never invent an aeropl...
P Dragon

By Series 4, Alan Sugar was running out of relevan...
Jon Morton

The new ‘environmentally friendly’ forklift truck ...
Jon Morton

Engineers work flat out to install the new Ikea fl...
Nick Jones