Er, why not just pedal over to your friends and ta...
Mary Hullah

So, the phone’s small enough to fit in your pocket...
Valerie Ganne

Unfortunately, the screw came loose and Jack demol...
Valerie Ganne

If only Gerald had worn his glasses, he would have...
Mary Hullah

This new style push along mower seems to not work ...
James

The last time I was at Glastonbury, I was arrested...
Nick Fowler

...and of course it folds up to fit neatly into th...
Karen Challinor

I'm sure I was in a gym when I started this call ?
Karen Challinor

Taken for a ride over mobile phone charge(r)s
Dave Devine

Congestion charges for cars now mobile charges for...
David Devine

Steven shot off at 100mph someone had reversed the...
David Eagleberger

Its a lot more bovver than a hovver
Malcolm George

Feeling blue - (mobile) 'phone home !
John Ray

The personal hovercraft didn't quite meet expectat...
Malcolm George

Hi. Yes, I'm still on the bike...
Richard

So the only thing that isn’t mobile is the bike!
Audrey

Each new Nokia now comes complete with a set of bi...
Audrey

I’m used to recycling my old phones, but cycling t...
Rob Falconer

There again, a motorcycle version would be a lot e...
P Dragon

Bill Gates was upset. He was hoping to get a gold...
Robert Lindsay

I’m not a cyclist, I’m a recyclist
Robert Lindsay

"He soon regretted getting a Pedal as you go mobil...
kenneth wilkinson

Is there enough metal in world to make a bike for ...
Anonymous

Okay, I promise to buy one of your excellent value...
Steve Kirk

Welcome to the new green O2 mobile battery, you on...
Janet McKitterick

"hello ... I'm on on the train ... you're breaking...
Ian Springham

Reviewed, the new iPed still has some way to go wi...
Ian Springham

Now you only need to shrink the bike and train a b...
Ian Springham

I got a brand new O2 lawnmower An' I'll give you ...
Radical Meldrew

Flymo were determined to get onto the eco-friendly...
Malcolm Wilson

Don't step out in front like that - I might not st...
Mike Parmley

Thought for the day - is it illegal to sell a bike...
Mike Parmley

John's pedal-powered hover mower had let him down ...
Richard Marshall

JIM'S NEW PEDDLE-POWER HOVERCRAFT JUST COULD'NT S...
TOM HALEY