Gov expert rushes to solve the PM's new website pr...
Malcolm George

"With the magic roundabout finished Brian decided ...
kenneth wilkinson

Well, he's quicker than my internet connection!
Christopher Grigg

That's where my old Gillette razor blade got to!
Ronald Frankenberg

Spam & lettuce! They've pinched the cables again.
Richard

My big brother said if I stick my head in that hol...
Neil Worthington

Unfortunately, IBM had shipped their new stock ove...
Mary Hullah

Suddenly, Pierre slammed the door of the micro-wav...
Mary Hullah

Shell programmer takes long time on port interface
John Ray

Seconds later, Jeremy Clarkson had crushed the poo...
Nick Fowler

Mmm, my favourite – snails in port
Nick Fowler

French bosses try to find new ways to cook their e...
Janet McKitterick

Mark 1 self inserting pen drive defeated by interf...
Tim Ware

All those different types of sockets and my antenn...
Ian Sargent

I'm faster than this thing cos I'm not running Vis...
Dave Moore

So where does the Snail Mail come out?
Graham Bland

Eee-the-net is suffering from shell shock!
Geoff Grubb

Eric was delighted he now had conclusive proof tha...
Ian Ryder

Realising VIRUS were just too quick to cause any h...
bharatgoyal

the cost saving alternative to the post it note di...
Karen Challinor

The new Home button for slow workers.
Billy Binns

The French loved the new style PC so much they cou...
Charlie Schmidt

I can't beleive how fast the comms gear is these d...
Anonymous

POTS interface ensures wide appeal.
Tim Ware

How long before Apple fixes this bug?
tanim islam

Apparantly with this new 'home hub' my speed will ...
KELLY HANCOCK

The newest version of Vista ships with a boot acce...
Anonymous