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Caption competition 2... this time it's more bubbly

Submit the funniest caption, win some champagne - what could be simpler?

By silicon.com

Published: 3 November 2006 11:40 GMT

This competition is now closed. But please see below the winning caption and the best of the runners up.

WINNER: "Ah, Mr Ellison, I've heard you can help us with some migration problems."
Andy Webster

2: It was the least Larry could do as he had inadvertently run over their mother while in his yacht.
Chanaka Wirasinha

3: "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
Andy Wilson

4: "When I said arrange coffee and some penguins after the speech..."
Greg Smith

5: "Please allow me to introduce the Microsoft Beta Tester Team."
Kevin Stephens

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