...and then the Chief shouts out 'Death by Mao Mao...
Steve White

"So there I am in the middle of Mexico wearing not...
Peter Walker

Steve: 'Sorry guys, that one's really gonna smell'
Brian Collins

Oh sure, outsource our licensing departments to Ch...
Anonymous

Three leaders of the modern world congratulate eac...
Natasha Staley

Steve: I can't believe Google agreed!
Anonymous

"Listen, we're all into freedom and openness here....
Gerard Krupa

Balmer: "Guys, you'll love this: 'Hu am I?' Eh? Hu...
Anonymous

President Hu Jintao - "... Of course China is comm...
Iain McCulloch

In order to distract Bill and Hu in their staring ...
Katie Gaines

Gates: [Awkward smile] "I am sorry President Jinta...
Kevin Lewis

I don't know what you are laughing at we launched ...
Anonymous

Steve: "...and that's how I broke my thumb!"
Anonymous

Hey HU thanks for playing that trick on Google for...
Anonymous

Bill's joke about men and dirty macs fails to impr...
Anonymous

Quick, laugh your head off - it says "The funniest...
Tony Sibley

Hu: And so thanks to Google we didn't get to see y...
Anonymous

Tell me the one about the paper tigers again Hu, I...
Colin Campbell

And President Reagan called me 'Mister Huge!' ...
Anonymous

and that's how we deal with our competition to.
colin campbell

The tension mounted. Who would shake hands first?
Anonymous

What, in US people pay for licences??
Steve Taylor

"... Now you pull my finger!"
Andy Wilson

They all agreed. The "super glue on keyboard" tri...
Anonymous

Do you know the one about world domination?
Iain Hepburn

Steve could quite hit the high notes while doing h...
Phil Critchley

(both simultaneously) "....and whenever I decide s...
Francis Kelly

OK everyone you show me yours and I'll show you mi...
Anonymous

Ballmer: "that's a great caption Hu. You're sure t...
benn

In order to lighten the mood of an otherwise dull ...
Anonymous

Christmas comes early for three wise men
Maxine Gallagher

Steve: I now pronounce you man & wife - you can ki...
Anonymous

Strong Sake reduces inhibitions at the first WDA (...
Iain Gibson

And of course Vista will be safe from any Virus as...
tim

No I am not Homer in a suit
Tim

Ha! That's a good one! Women! Working in IT! Oh, y...
Anonymous

Steve: Great idea! I love dancing ...
Mark Allen

I promise, we will at least wait until you reveal ...
Anonymous

...they couldn't help chuckling when Bill said he ...
James Hewison-Carter

Hu, Steve and Bill share privates joke
Anonymous

Hu Jintao breaks the tragic news that the Chinese ...
Steve Kirk

So, how long have you been queing for your playsta...
steve maybury

Thanks to Hu's joke about the nun and the squirrel...
James Delaney

Smiles all round as Steve confirms Vista is on sch...
Ian White

A great fan of David Tennant, Bill Gates was quite...
Rob Falconer

What I don't understand is, if you're the richest ...
Rob Falconer

Hey Steve, just type your name into YouTube's sear...
Jerry Foss

Oh yes, we care more about freedom to information ...
Tim Uphill

They chuckled at having successfully blamed everyt...
Tim Uphill

They broke with tradition and chose another part o...
Tim Uphill

We found criticism of you on you on Google.cn
Ian Springham

Top techies tried to hide their excitement after h...
Craig Mitchell

I declare the first meeting of the open-flied triu...
Grant Amey

Hey guys, I'm going commando. Why'd you think they...
Grant Amey

They all reacted quickly to the news that there wa...
Grant Amey

...Or perhaps the quality of Silicon's English gra...
Anonymous

Hey get your hand off my ass
Anonymous

when people lie, they tend to fiddle with their ha...
Martin Edwards

Hey Bill - I think I left my syrup in your laptop ...
Anonymous